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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    The Swiss should spend less time on the watch and direct their attention to a compass.
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Some great one-liners in this thread.
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    I just keep picturing Peter Sellers


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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Or the Vatican


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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Monaco is next.
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    ... the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition.
    Good thing there aren't any Cajuns in Liechtenstein...

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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    I think the kids from Red Dawn could take Switzerland.
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

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    Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition.
    I guess if they had run into trouble they could have pretended by making "POW" and "BAM BAM" noises.

    "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.
    That was in the original plans; but the Swiss Secretary of Defense (Olaf Tweedlemirer), who fills in part time when business is slow at the Swiss watch factory, forgot that two important ingredients for any successful military invasion is ammunition and gas.

    Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.
    You don't need one when confronted with this. Certainly would scare the crap out of me and send me scurrying back over the border.

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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    I bet Germany said the same thing about Poland in '39.

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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    I guess if they had run into trouble they could have pretended by making "POW" and "BAM BAM" noises.

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    Nobody expects the Swiss Inquisition!
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Maybe the WMD's are hidden there.
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Neighboring Liechtenstein would have probably made Swiss cheese of them anyway.
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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    Nobody expects the Swiss Inquisition!


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    Re: Switzerland Accidentally Invades Liechtenstein

    How did they march just over a mile in without crossing the border on the opposite side of the country and "invading" the next country?
    Last edited by Hollcat; 03-04-2007 at 05:19 PM.


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