The Swiss should spend less time on the watch and direct their attention to a compass.
The Swiss should spend less time on the watch and direct their attention to a compass.
Some great one-liners in this thread.
I just keep picturing Peter Sellers
Or the Vatican
Monaco is next.
Originally Posted by Raisor
Good thing there aren't any Cajuns in Liechtenstein...... the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition.
I think the kids from Red Dawn could take Switzerland.
I guess if they had run into trouble they could have pretended by making "POW" and "BAM BAM" noises.
That was in the original plans; but the Swiss Secretary of Defense (Olaf Tweedlemirer), who fills in part time when business is slow at the Swiss watch factory, forgot that two important ingredients for any successful military invasion is ammunition and gas."It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.
You don't need one when confronted with this. Certainly would scare the crap out of me and send me scurrying back over the border.Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.
Last edited by GAC; 03-03-2007 at 05:38 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
I bet Germany said the same thing about Poland in '39.
Nobody expects the Swiss Inquisition!
Maybe the WMD's are hidden there.
I've been to dinner at Jimmy Buffet's house, and I've eaten it at a homeless shelter. And there's great joy and harrowing terror to be found in both places.
-Todd Snider
Neighboring Liechtenstein would have probably made Swiss cheese of them anyway.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
How did they march just over a mile in without crossing the border on the opposite side of the country and "invading" the next country?
Last edited by Hollcat; 03-04-2007 at 05:19 PM.
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