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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    I could also see hilarity ensue were they to run a Hair Salon where they solved mysteries for the people who came in to get their hair cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    What if the cavemen were to run an antique store and solve mysteries for the people that came in to buy antiques?
    Somehow one of them has to be able to see the future, read minds or generally fall into the category of 'profiler'. Maybe Jennifer Love Hewit could make a few guest appearances to give the show credibility.
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    In honor of Phil Hartman, one of them should be a lawyer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    I think they should run a hardware store, but all of the tools are made of stone.
    Plus maybe they should solve mysteries for the people who came in to buy tools.

    True story: I went into my local hardware store to get some keys made wearing my Pavement t-shirt. The old guy working there, obviously oblivious to the slack rock god that is Malkmus, asked me if I worked for the city and noted that they're repaving Powell Blvd right now!
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Somehow one of them has to be able to see the future, read minds or generally fall into the category of 'profiler'. Maybe Jennifer Love Hewit could make a few guest appearances to give the show credibility.
    CSI Atlanta - Caveman Special Investigation
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    one of them should be a geologist
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
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    If you include a talking squirrel voiced by former NFL star Shannon Sharpe, I'm soooo setting my DVR.
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    If you include a talking squirrel voiced by former NFL star Shannon Sharpe, I'm soooo setting my DVR.


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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    If you include a talking squirrel voiced by former NFL star Shannon Sharpe, I'm soooo setting my DVR.
    Especially if the Squirrel is actually from outer space and stranded on earth.

    Then we could have a "Space Squirrel" spin-off.
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    Especially if the Squirrel is actually from outer space and stranded on earth.

    Then we could have a "Space Squirrel" spin-off.
    Wait a minute. Is the squirrel still solving crimes for people, or is it just a criminal profiler for the NIS? I can't remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Wait a minute. Is the squirrel still solving crimes for people, or is it just a criminal profiler for the NIS? I can't remember.
    He forms an intergalactic rock band and ends up flying through space solving mysteries and helping aliens find love.
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    He forms an intergalactic rock band and ends up flying through space solving mysteries and helping aliens find love.
    and giving drum lessons to erstwhile alien teens.
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    I say you make the cavemen members of the idle rich, heirs to a vast stone quarry fortune. Then they can say pompous stuff like "You don't know the history of Brie!" and complain about the British royals being new money.
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by M2 View Post
    I say you make the cavemen members of the idle rich, heirs to a vast stone quarry fortune. Then they can say pompous stuff like "You don't know the history of Brie!" and complain about the British royals being new money.

    could they solve mysteries for the people that work at the stone quarry?

    I think that'd really make it work.
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