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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    TITLE CARD: CSI: Atlanta

    OPEN ON TWO CAVEMEN STANDING OVER DEAD CAVEMAN

    CSI #1: What got?

    CSI #2: Looks like he fall.

    CSI #1: No. Look closer. See club-shaped bruises on cranial ridge and parietal lobe?

    CSI #2: Hmm. Dinosaur?

    CSI #1: Handful of long hair.

    CSI #2: Ah. Married. Where wife?

    CSI #1: Look! Bugs on body.

    CSI #2: Do those tell us time of death?

    CSI #1: No. They delicious. Here, try.

    TITLE CARD: CSI: Atlanta


    --Next week on CSI: Atlanta--

    CSI #1: Any cause of death yet on that blackened, sooty, charred body?

    CORONER: Me never see anything like.

    FADE

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by M2 View Post
    I say you make the cavemen members of the idle rich, heirs to a vast stone quarry fortune. Then they can say pompous stuff like "You don't know the history of Brie!" and complain about the British royals being new money.
    I would actually watch that show, which guarantees it would suffer low ratings, get jerked around on the schedule, and eventually get prematurely canceled despite critical acclaim and multiple Emmies.
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by M2 View Post
    I say you make the cavemen members of the idle rich, heirs to a vast stone quarry fortune.
    There is actually a Dodger rookie pitcher that is owner of a stone quarry that is under some farmland that he bought from an ageing aunt. The rock wasn't discovered until he tried to work the land and estimates of the value run into the 100's of millions of dollars.

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseba...gers-headlines

    Dodgers Pitcher Could Be a Billionaire
    By JOHN NADEL, AP Sports Writer
    2:26 PM PST, February 28, 2007


    VERO BEACH, Fla. -- Matt White, a journeyman pitcher trying to make the Los Angeles Dodgers, could become baseball's first billionaire player.

    It has nothing to do with his arm. He owns a rock quarry in western Massachusetts.

    White, who has appeared in seven big league games in nine professional seasons, paid $50,000 three years ago to buy 50 acres of land from an elderly aunt who needed the money to pay for a nursing home.

    While clearing out a couple acres to build a home, he discovered stone ledges in the ground, prompting him to have the property surveyed.

    A geologist estimated there were 24 million tons of the stone on his land. The stone is being sold for upward of $100 per ton, meaning there's well over $2 billion worth of material used for sidewalks, patios and the like.

    (More on linked story.)

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by remdog View Post
    There is actually a Dodger rookie pitcher that is owner of a stone quarry that is under some farmland that he bought from an ageing aunt. The rock wasn't discovered until he tried to work the land and estimates of the value run into the 100's of millions of dollars.

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    Is he a caveman? Has he sold the rights to his story yet? Does he solve mysteries?
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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Apparently, he still has to solve the mystery of missing bats.

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    You'd have to have a guest appearance by their distant cousin Steve Stone

    Or they could be members of a "rock" band.

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    He forms an intergalactic rock band and ends up flying through space solving mysteries and helping aliens find love.
    And in his spare time counsels Tommy Lasorda in the ways of women and love.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    I had to reapply the cavemen avatar in honor of their new show.

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Is changing your avatar difficult?

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Here's a follow up article on this from Slate

    http://www.slate.com/id/2162149/?GT1=9231
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    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    Is changing your avatar difficult?


    So easy a caveman can ...... hey, wait!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    So easy a caveman can ...... hey, wait!!!

    Have they signed you up as a technical advisor yet?
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Go Gators!

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    Re: ABC developing 'Cavemen' TV series

    Don't miss the third episode. Also known as The Series Finale!

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