Makes all the routine posts.
Ok Grande, stop sending me flowers! You're creeping my wife out! Understand! Understand!
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
"Please hit the ball, I can't take anymore abuse."
Nice cut! You ripped off half of my shirt with that last swing.
"How does this feel?!?!?!!!!!"
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
"Sorry Eck that I got you hurt the other night....but, I just had to try some of the man on man Kama Sutra stuff, ya know?"
If you ain't first, you're last! - Ricky Bobby