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    Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining

    Quote Originally Posted by pahster View Post
    Manos: Hands of Fate

    Someone mentioned Starship Troopers earlier in the thread. It offended my every sense, but that may well have been so because it's one of my favorite books.
    "The Master would not approve!"
    Deep hurting. Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep hurting.

    For some reason, I've always had a soft spot (made of cheese) for Cliffhanger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    - Take your hands off Kenneth.

    Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm!

    Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy.

    Let go.

    Now!

    You broke your arm once before, remember?

    You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up...

    and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.

    We were all friends then, remember?

    And now you want to end his life...

    because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria.

    Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be.

    On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up.

    See, I tried to buy my way in.

    But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody.

    He's Just trying to make friends. Being himself.

    Cools, nerds, your side, my side.

    Man, it's all bull****. It's Just tough enough to be yourself.

    It's all right.
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    Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining

    D.C. Cab


    Memorable quotes for
    D.C. Cab (1983)
    advertisement Dell: Why are women are so uptight? They've got half the money and all the p****.

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    Mr. Rhythm: Don't let your d**k run your life.

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    Tyrone: Where to?
    Angel of Death: I am the Angel of Death. Take me to hell.
    Tyrone: Got any luggage?

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    Samson: Fool! Your fare is the only thing stopping me from breaking your face!

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    Xavier: It's tough to be a man baby!

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    Tyrone: Albert white bread, chicken s**t, Hockenberry.

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    Dell: I don't work January the 8th, 'cause it's Elvis' birthday.
    [imitates Elvis]
    Dell: Oh hunh-hunh!

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    Samson: Shut up, Dell!

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    Dell: Bruce Lee ain't dead you know. They got him frozen in carbonite down under Chatsworth. They're gonna melt him down as soon as the economy gets better.

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    Samson: Why don't you get off the street and get a decent job?
    Hooker In Mr. T's Cab: Cause I need the bread!
    Samson: Then get a job at the bakery.

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    Dell: Nobody ever goes in the army any more, except blacks. Someday one ******'s gonna wakeup and say, "We got the guns, mustard gas and the tanks. We run the army!" And they're going to take over the whole country and we'll be in with them already. We'll be token whites. Think about it.

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    Dell: If I wanted responsibility I woulda been a damn sex surrogate!

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    Buddy: [looking at male strippers] Those guys are faggots!

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    FBI Chief: Did Albert ever discuss his political convictions with you?
    Dell: Albert don't have no political convictions. He's an American!

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    Tyrone: [shouting in megaphone] You better come out now, you scumbags!
    Harold: Cops don't talk like that.
    Tyrone: They do to me.

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    Tyrone: This is the same jug Abraham Lincoln used. One drink and he freed the slaves. And we ain't had a job since.

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    Harold: [Just before dropping Mr. Bravo in to a swimming pool from a balcony] You know what you're problem is Bravo? You're so short, your brain is just too close to your a**hole.

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    Samson: Albert's just telling the truth. We're the worst company in town, and we know it!

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    Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining

    KUNG POW ENTER THE FIST!!!!!!!!
    Super Troopers
    Mars Attacks
    Big Trouble In Little China
    Shaun Of The Dead (everyone in my family but me hated it!)
    I dunno if this is considered, but I love Land Of The Dead
    Let's make some noise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommyjohn25 View Post
    Dracula, Dead and Loving It.
    Definately forgot about this movie, its freaking awesome!
    Let's make some noise!

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    Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    - Take your hands off Kenneth.

    Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm!

    Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy.

    Let go.

    Now!

    You broke your arm once before, remember?

    You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up...

    and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.

    We were all friends then, remember?

    And now you want to end his life...

    because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria.

    Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be.

    On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up.

    See, I tried to buy my way in.

    But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody.

    He's Just trying to make friends. Being himself.

    Cools, nerds, your side, my side.

    Man, it's all bull****. It's Just tough enough to be yourself.

    It's all right.
    Top 5 greatest movies ever.

    Kenneth = Courtney "You **** on my house!" Gains, aka Malachai in Children of the Corn and a totally dusted crackfiend in Colors. One of the mysteries of the universe that he didn't hit the big time.

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    Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining

    The classic populist bad movie of all time: Billy Jack.

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    I have a downloaded copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. It's actually some of Lucas' better work -- it shows Wookie life during Imperial occupation. Plus it has Harvey Korman, a cartoon with the first appearance of Boba Fett, and a song from 70's supergroup Jefferson Starship.
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    I watch Face Off everytime it comes on HBO.


    Seriously.

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    oh, yea.... Basketball.

    "God must really have it in for that little boy."
    -Bob Costas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pahster View Post
    Someone mentioned Starship Troopers earlier in the thread. It offended my every sense, but that may well have been so because it's one of my favorite books.
    I liked how the movie exposed Heinlein's barely cloaked fascism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M2 View Post
    I liked how the movie exposed Heinlein's barely cloaked fascism.
    Are you talking pre- or post-stroke Heinlein? He got pretty crazy after it happened.

    Edit - I guess it wasn't a stroke. He had some kind of major health problems though. If I recall correctly (and it has been a long time) his writings were significantly different after he started having problems with his health.
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    Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining

    Quote Originally Posted by pahster View Post
    Are you talking pre- or post-stroke Heinlein? He got pretty crazy after it happened.
    I don't know when he had his stroke, but when I read my roommate's copy of "Starship Troopers" in college I distinctly remember thinking the book was just needed some goose-stepping and a reference or two to the "Father Planet" to put a bow around its message.

    Had I been younger when I read it, I probably would have just thought it was cool how they killed all those bugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zombie-a-go-go View Post
    Night of the Lepus.
    unfortunately, i've only seen this movie once, and it's quite possibly my favorite movie ever.
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