Makes all the routine posts.
Hey guys, my contact lens fell out, can you help me find it?
Due to lagging attendence the Heroshima Cherry Blossms hired the "Hedieki Magic Legs of Walking" to preform sideline stunts. The fans, apparently not appreciating the majesty of his performance, delighted instead in taking pictures of his crotch.
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a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.
I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate
You're wondering who I am
Machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan
I am the modern man
Ryan Freel went to Japan?
Pots and Kettles
Carp centerfielder Yoshi Freel displays his acrobatics.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
Dat boy rook rike robsta craw!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
What's he doin'
I Dunno' I think it's a sign for a double steal...
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
On the bright side, he now knows the Japanese translation for "Beware of Alligator" .
Out in right field the Yomiuri Giant enjoys the first roster cut of spring training.
The missing mannequin from Herbie Hancock's Rocket video was found playing CF for the Tokyo Giants.
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.