Makes all the routine posts.
Jerry Tarkanian's son. Don't laugh. He was born this way.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Take that, Towelie!
As we fans get older, it seems that the players are so young they could still be teething.
"The Reds look unstoppable this year, I'm about ready to throw in the towel"
The Big RED One
New training regimen...towel eating is a great source of fiber!!!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.
Towels: Taste the same coming up as they did going down.
What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
...actin' funny, but I don't know why...s'cuse me while I kiss the sky....do do do..
"I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton
Beats Chewing On My Glove...
Pardon me, but could you pass the Grey Poupon?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain