Have you been working out your glutes?
Mr Hanky? Is that you?
"This isnít stats vs scouts - this is stats and scouts working together, building an organization that blends the best of both worlds. This is the blueprint for how a baseball organization should be run. And, whether the baseball men of the 20th century like it or not, this is where baseball is going."---Dave Cameron, U.S.S. Mariner
With a renewed sense of urgency, Reds players work on refining the Macarena.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
Hey Narron...do you have your shirt on???
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
"I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton
"Get serious! You want me to stretch what again?"
"panic" only comes from having real expectations