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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 3/13

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    MLB Astronomers discover a new moon of the planet Baseball.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Grab my laces, jerk! My big brother is going to crush your head!
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    WARNING...Objects In View may be LARGER THAN THEY ACTUALLY APPEAR!
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    .....
    And he's got big balls
    And she's got big balls
    But we've got the biggest balls on the wall

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    No, coach, I'm serious...I lost the ball in the ball!

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    I guess it's time to get that lasik surgery.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Quote Originally Posted by shredda2000 View Post
    WARNING...Objects In View may be LARGER THAN THEY ACTUALLY APPEAR!
    stole mine..

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    How about:

    Here we see, to scale, the size of a regular testicle compared to that of Barry Bonds. Done, appropriately, with baseballs.
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    I've been watching too many Domino's commercials.

    Pay attention to the open sky

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Never play leftfield high on LSD.
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Balls to the wall
    Never overlook the obvious

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Attack of the killer base-balls
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    "Which one do I field?"
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/13

    Definitive proof was unearthed today that when a batter is on a hot streak that the ball does look larger than a beachball.


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