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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by ColoradoHigh View Post
    Speaking for the women, and myself as a new woman member, I don't think you could handle the calendar. It would have us, numbers, and words. Ha Ha
    I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even notice the numbers or words.
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even notice the numbers or words.
    Red Leader, you're alright.

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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by ColoradoHigh View Post
    Red Leader, you're alright.
    Uh oh - prepare to hear his pickup line......
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Uh oh - prepare to hear his pickup line......
    It's not the one where he says 'fo shizzle,' is it?
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Uh oh - prepare to hear his pickup line......
    You mean like, "Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?"

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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    You mean like, "Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?"

    Roar, bite female on back of neck, mate, get mauled by female.

    Sounds like a Wednesday night at my house.
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.



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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Excuse me, but do you have tickets?
    Tickets for what?
    To the gun show!



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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Its:

    Red Leader: Excuse me Miss, do you have a ticket?
    Poor Female: A ticket for what?
    Red Leader (flexing little girly bicep muscles): A ticket for the gun show.
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Or, in Puffy's case:

    Do you have 2.31 seconds to spare for me to prove how much I love you?
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    You mean there are girls on this board?

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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    You mean there are girls on this board?

    No Chip, they are women. Not girls.

    A little out of your league...sorry.
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    Or, in Puffy's case:

    Do you have 2.31 seconds to spare for me to prove how much I love you?
    what's your point?
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    It seems this thread has lost its way.
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    Re: Women on Reds Zone

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    No Chip, they are women. Not girls.

    A little out of your league...sorry.
    "It's easier to give up. I'm not a very vocal player. I lead by example. I take the attitude that I've got to go out and do it. Because of who I am, I've got to give everything I've got to come back."
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