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    Caption Contest 3/14

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    To try to increase the final price on memorabilia he was auctioning, Pete Rose sat in the back and secretly bid.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    I just flushed a stack of betting slips this thick.
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    My chances of making The Hall are this small...
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    So I said to him, "talk to the hand, Bud. Both of them." I mean this guy needs me more than I need him, right?
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    If I were a rich man,
    Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
    All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    That's a bit of a personal question, but if you must know, it's this big.....

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    Pete describes how he has transitioned to life as a professional table top paper football player
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    :clap clap: waiter, bring me my racing form.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Mata ah-oo hima de
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Himitsu wo shiri tai

    You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
    With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

    I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
    My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
    So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
    I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
    To keep me alive-just keep me alive
    Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

    I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
    I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
    I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
    I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
    Beyond my control-we all need control
    I need control-we all need control

    I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
    So no one else can see my true identity

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    Quote Originally Posted by VR View Post
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Mata ah-oo hima de
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Himitsu wo shiri tai

    You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
    With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

    I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
    My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
    So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
    I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
    To keep me alive-just keep me alive
    Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

    I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
    I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
    I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
    I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
    Beyond my control-we all need control
    I need control-we all need control

    I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
    So no one else can see my true identity

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
    That's the first time I've actually seen the words to Mr. Roboto.

    Please, please make it the last.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/14

    Yeah, I know...you're not supposed to peak in the shower, but there were rumors about Bench, and oh yes, they were true.


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