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    (You Make Us Think Of) "The Natural", Hambone -- Song parody

    Call him “Wonderboy”, “Hammy”, or “Hambone”. I’m about ready to call him the starting center fielder.

    To the tune of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman by Aretha Franklin



    Looking at -- another long year
    I used to see a so-so lineup
    Not too bad -- when Junior’s here
    But we all know where he’ll wind up

    Then one day we met you,
    Tattooed head to feet
    Tearin’ up spring like you
    Ain’t missed a beat

    And you make us think
    You make us think
    You make us think of “The Natural”, Hambone (Hambone)

    Now the fast -- ball comes your way
    You step right up and you whack it
    Didn’t know -- you still could play
    Thought you was just a crackhead

    They check your pee frequently
    Hope you don’t mind that
    Just keep gettin’ high off the
    Crack of the bat

    And you make us feel
    You make us feel
    You make us feel you’re “The Natural”, Hambone (Hambone)

    Oh, Hammie, you anomaly (anomaly)
    Ooh, you got the swing that’s so fine (so fine)
    And who cares if you look like Tommy Lee
    Only you can save us from Conine

    And you make us think
    We thought you’d stink
    But you make us think of “The Natural”, Hambone (Hambone)

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    Re: (You Make Us Think Of) "The Natural", Hambone -- Song parody

    Quote Originally Posted by Natty Redlocks View Post
    Oh, Hammie, you anomaly (anomaly)
    Ooh, you got the swing that’s so fine (so fine)
    And who cares if you look like Tommy Lee
    Only you can save us from Conine
    Classic!
    "All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it." --BABE RUTH

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    Re: (You Make Us Think Of) "The Natural", Hambone -- Song parody

    Ah-oop.
    I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits."

    -Pete Rose

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    Re: (You Make Us Think Of) "The Natural", Hambone -- Song parody

    I love this stuff.
    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

    http://dalmady.blogspot.com


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