Makes all the routine posts.
In a tragic St. Patricks Day twist, an umpire pronounced a baserunner dead from too much green beer. The arguing over how to fill his roster spot is taking place on Fan Discussion Boards around the country.
"All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it." --BABE RUTH
Having better players makes "the right time" or "the big hit" happen a lot more often. PLUS PLUS
"I don't WANNA go to bed....I don't WANNA!"
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
If I play dead, maybe he will leave.
"Some of the guys who pitched well for us last year aren't going to make the ballclub," Narron said.
Pete Rose, when asked by David Letterman who he likes in the MLB playoffs:
"You sound like you're betting on baseball."
After looking at the aging backup middle infielders...JOE MORGAN shows the Reds that he can make the roster!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
"Git yer lazy bum off my field!"
Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.
Police evidence photos show 1/2 of a twin-killing. The photo shows one of the participants in the twin-killing, wearing Bruno Magli cleats and a glove that seems kind of small, fleeing the scene.
Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.
On Saturday all over the state the Blue Mafia "punished" players who refused to pay tribute. The fact that it was St. Patrick's day has lead some to believe that the umps have ties to the Irish mob.
"I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings."
Situational Hitting is Stupid
Yet another victim of the Phantom of Second Base.
Hugs, smiling, and interactive Twitter accounts, don't mean winning baseball. Until this community understands that we are cursed to relive the madness.
Oh my God!!!
They've killed Kenny!!!
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
"Oh yeah! You're definitely out."
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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