Makes all the routine posts.
In a tragic St. Patricks Day twist, an umpire pronounced a baserunner dead from too much green beer. The arguing over how to fill his roster spot is taking place on Fan Discussion Boards around the country.
"All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it." --BABE RUTH
Having better players makes "the right time" or "the big hit" happen a lot more often. PLUS PLUS
"I don't WANNA go to bed....I don't WANNA!"
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
If I play dead, maybe he will leave.
"Some of the guys who pitched well for us last year aren't going to make the ballclub," Narron said.
Pete Rose, when asked by David Letterman who he likes in the MLB playoffs:
"You sound like you're betting on baseball."
After looking at the aging backup middle infielders...JOE MORGAN shows the Reds that he can make the roster!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
"Git yer lazy bum off my field!"
Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.
Police evidence photos show 1/2 of a twin-killing. The photo shows one of the participants in the twin-killing, wearing Bruno Magli cleats and a glove that seems kind of small, fleeing the scene.
Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.
On Saturday all over the state the Blue Mafia "punished" players who refused to pay tribute. The fact that it was St. Patrick's day has lead some to believe that the umps have ties to the Irish mob.
"three dimes, a one hundred dollar bill and and 87 ones..."
Yet another victim of the Phantom of Second Base.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
Oh my God!!!
They've killed Kenny!!!
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
"Oh yeah! You're definitely out."
"panic" only comes from having real expectations