Makes all the routine posts.
Ned Yost: "Counsell, sweep the leg."
Bench: "Get him a body bag!"
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Take that you no good, overpaid middle aged infielder!!!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
Fans are questioning whether the hiring of Bela Karolyi as an infield coach was a good move...
Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.
Дорогой длинною, да ночью лунною,
Да с песней той, что вдаль летит звеня,
И с той старинною с той семиструнною,
Что по ночам так мучала меня.
(Those were the days my friend
We thought theyd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we chose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way)
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
More victims of the Phantom of Second Base
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
Do the Freddy.
Hogan leg drop!
"That's one heck of a fart!"
"panic" only comes from having real expectations
You put the left foot in, you put the left foot out...