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    Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (critically acclaimed song parody)

    This may be a bit premature. But I for one CAN'T WAIT

    (To the tune of "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann)

    There he was, a just-a limping down the street
    Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    Fracturing wristbones and-a spraining both his feet
    Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

    He’s not young (he’s not young)
    He’s not fast (he’s not fast)
    He’s not young, he’s not fast
    His little son can kick his ass

    Before we know it, he’ll be back on the DL
    Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    He’s as rundown as a sleazy old motel
    Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

    He’s not juiced (he’s not juiced)
    There’s no need (there’s no need)
    He’s not juiced, there’s no need
    Geritol is more his speed

    Whoa whoa whoa, we knew he was falling apaaaaart
    Yes we did, and now I hear he’s a greeter at the new Wal-Mart

    Now he’s been hurt in nearly every single way
    Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    He's in danger just a-learning to crochet
    Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

    Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
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    Re: Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (song parody)

    i laughed.

    This may be a bit premature. But I for one CAN'T WAIT
    Now THAT may be a bit harsh.
    Last edited by reds44; 03-19-2007 at 11:03 PM.
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    Re: Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (song parody)

    Quote Originally Posted by Natty Redlocks View Post
    This may be a bit premature. But I for one CAN'T WAIT
    As a REDS fan I hope he is not done. I hope he has a productive year. I hope he plays RF. I hope he plays RF well and hits well. I also hope he helps his team by being a leader. As long as he is wearing a REDS uniform, I hope he stays healthy and plays good. I never hope for negative things regarding the players on my favorite team. Never...
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedFanAlways1966 View Post
    As a REDS fan I hope he is not done. I hope he has a productive year. I hope he plays RF. I hope he plays RF well and hits well. I also hope he helps his team by being a leader. As long as he is wearing a REDS uniform, I hope he stays healthy and plays good. I never hope for negative things regarding the players on my favorite team. Never...
    Let me clarify: I'm not wishing any more injuries on Junior. What I can't wait for is the whole intensely disappointing Griffey era to be over. I'd love to see him accept or even embrace a new role as a complementary player. I've seen little evidence (apart from his agent saying the things Jr. himself has never said before) that he understands that what's best for the team is more important than his superstar ego. So, yes, great as he was as a Seattle Mariner, he's been practically nothing but a huge disappointment as a Red. His physical decline has been steadily evident for years. If he were a horse, they'd have finished the job long ago.

    All I'm really saying is, it's time to move on. Thank you.

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    Re: Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (song parody)

    Get over the disappointment. This thread sucks on several different levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    Get over the disappointment. This thread sucks on several different levels.
    As opposed to your clever post?

    I'll get over the disappointment when he gets over himself and does what's right for the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natty Redlocks View Post
    As opposed to your clever post?

    I'll get over the disappointment when he gets over himself and does what's right for the team.
    What like moving to right field which he is doing when it is apparent that until this season the Reds never asked him to move?

    None of that has anything to do with disappointment however.

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    Re: Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (song parody)

    Quote Originally Posted by Natty Redlocks View Post
    Let me clarify: I'm not wishing any more injuries on Junior. What I can't wait for is the whole intensely disappointing Griffey era to be over. I'd love to see him accept or even embrace a new role as a complementary player. I've seen little evidence (apart from his agent saying the things Jr. himself has never said before) that he understands that what's best for the team is more important than his superstar ego. So, yes, great as he was as a Seattle Mariner, he's been practically nothing but a huge disappointment as a Red. His physical decline has been steadily evident for years. If he were a horse, they'd have finished the job long ago.

    All I'm really saying is, it's time to move on. Thank you.

    Take a look at his numbers last year, that makes your comment about him being a horse put out to pasture stupid.

    Last year, despite playing 109 games, 27 homeruns 72 RBIs. But, the year before, playing 128 games he put up 35 homeruns 92 RBIs 148 hits. Yeah, lets put that horse out to pasture.


    You're not funny, your opinion is uninformed and your attempt at a joke bombed. I think it's time for you to move on before you embarass yourself even more. Thank you.
    Last edited by Rocket_Fuel; 03-20-2007 at 08:54 PM.

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    Re: Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (song parody)

    Umm.. He's classified as one of the games purest power hitters. To bash Junior is wrong.. wrong as a Reds fan.. wrong as a fan of baseball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedLegSuperStar View Post
    Umm.. He's classified as one of the games purest power hitters. To bash Junior is wrong.. wrong as a Reds fan.. wrong as a fan of baseball.
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    I vote for a ban from Redszone! Griffey is the man! Worst post ever...even though I've only been here for two months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grounds_Crew View Post
    I vote for a ban from Redszone! Griffey is the man! Worst post ever...even though I've only been here for two months.
    Why don't you tell some more of the stories about things being thrown at Griffey by his HOME TOWN FANS. I'm sure Natty would think it's hillarious, of course I'm sure he'd just upset that no one has hit him hard enough to end his career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Shines View Post
    Why don't you tell some more of the stories about things being thrown at Griffey by his HOME TOWN FANS. I'm sure Natty would think it's hillarious, of course I'm sure he'd just upset that no one has hit him hard enough to end his career.
    yeah.. or purhaps Natty is sending him death threats like the fans in Seattle before Junior requested to be traded to Cincinnati

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    Re: Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (song parody)

    Quote Originally Posted by Grounds_Crew View Post
    I vote for a ban from Redszone! Griffey is the man! Worst post ever...even though I've only been here for two months.
    It's a shame cause this isn't the first attempt on anti Griffey prose.Poems,songs,anything else?It's a new season and I want all the players healthy.And God forbid the Reds make the playoffs we better D--M sure have Junior in the lineup because we'll need all the help we can get.


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