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    Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (critically acclaimed song parody)

    This may be a bit premature. But I for one CAN'T WAIT

    (To the tune of "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann)

    There he was, a just-a limping down the street
    Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    Fracturing wristbones and-a spraining both his feet
    Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

    He’s not young (he’s not young)
    He’s not fast (he’s not fast)
    He’s not young, he’s not fast
    His little son can kick his ass

    Before we know it, he’ll be back on the DL
    Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    He’s as rundown as a sleazy old motel
    Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

    He’s not juiced (he’s not juiced)
    There’s no need (there’s no need)
    He’s not juiced, there’s no need
    Geritol is more his speed

    Whoa whoa whoa, we knew he was falling apaaaaart
    Yes we did, and now I hear he’s a greeter at the new Wal-Mart

    Now he’s been hurt in nearly every single way
    Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    He's in danger just a-learning to crochet
    Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

    Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
    Last edited by Natty Redlocks; 03-19-2007 at 11:25 PM.


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