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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 3/21

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    I guess Wednesday truely is "hump" day.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Gettin' out while the gettin's good.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    The Chicago White Sox put a unique shift on whenever Bronson Arroyo comes to the plate.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    What happens when Ryan Freel drives the bullpen car.
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    The White Sox literally fell over the wall laughing when they heard some analysts say the Cubs had a better shot at the World Series this year.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Momma told me there would be days like this...
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
    Sparky Anderson

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Security is so tight in Chicago these days that some of the lesser known players actually have to sneak into the park...

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Here's another one...

    Frightened Player escapes Killer Glove After Glove Takes Bite Out Of Wall...
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
    Sparky Anderson

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    I guess Wednesday truely is "hump" day.
    Thanks for the

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    "AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! SPIDER!!!!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    "You'll get your balls to the wall, man..."

    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    The White Sox are shown practicing for Bud Selig's latest brainchild: a new sport that combines baseball with the obstacle course from "Superstars."

    The winning team gets to vote on this year's Hall of Fame inductees.
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
    -Air Supply

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Pork and Beans will no longer be served at training table.
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/21

    Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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