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Thread: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

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    This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    This old man
    Pitched the sixth
    They did not fall for his trickth
    With a big smack three-run jack
    Cormier is done
    This old man throws 91

    This old man
    Pitched the seventh
    He made Marty groan Good Heavens
    With a grand slam thank-you-ma’am
    Stormy Weather time
    This old man throws 89

    This old man
    Pitched the eighth
    He caught too much of the plate
    With a fly ball off the wall
    Stanton is a bum
    This old man is 91

    This old man
    Pitched the ninth
    He got hit hard lots of times
    With a warning track cardiac
    Hermanson the save
    This old man is looking Grave

    This bullpen
    Truth be told
    Everyone’s too freaking old
    With an out-of-whack creaky back
    Hard to keep your poise
    Just call them the Crusty Boys

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    trickth?
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    This, on the other hand, is very good.

    Good work, Natty.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    This old man
    Pitched the sixth
    They did not fall for his trickth
    With a big smack three-run jack
    Cormier is done
    This old man throws 91
    Cormier throws 91? 91 what?

    Otherwise, very funny.

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    Note to self: Do not read Natty posts when beginning to work in a quiet room and pre-disposed to humming songs

    Outstanding


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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    Back in my good graces with this one!

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    Nice work
    Go Gators!

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    Very good.

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    Just like all the other parodies, well done and an enjoyable change of pace
    More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    :notworthy
    It's absolutely pathetic that people can't have an opinion from actually watching games and supplementing that with stats. If you voice an opinion that doesn't fit into a black/white box you will get completely misrepresented and basically called a tobacco chewing traditionalist...
    Cedric 3/24/08

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    what about santos?? why no doggerel for him

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    Re: This Old Man (The Reds Bullpen Song)

    Quote Originally Posted by edabbs44 View Post
    Cormier throws 91? 91 what?

    Otherwise, very funny.
    91 kilometers (56.5 mph)

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    Good Job.
    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

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