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    Two-Time Batting Champ Edd Roush's Avatar
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    Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    Perhaps this is juvenille, but as some on this board know, I am a freshman at the University of Dayton. I am currently rushing a professional fraternity and for the signature of one of the brothers, I was asked to write an anti-Cub poem. A disclaimer here is that it is juvenille and not very good. Either way, I spent time on it, and figured some on this board may appreciate it.

    Here it is:

    Nothing done since 1908,
    Before Alaska was even a state.
    Over a century since their last Series' win,
    And their fans still get under my skin.
    Traveling packs of blue noobs,
    Who have never even seen boobs.

    Sosa was on the juice,
    And he still was of no use.
    'Cuz the Cubs are a waste of space,
    A second-rate team, in a first-rate place.

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    Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    It suffers from the omission of the words "goat" and "Bartman," but otherwise, it's definitely worth a signature.

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    Great work.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

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    Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    well except for calling the city of Chicago a first rate place, it is pretty good.
    Win the Division

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    Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    Before New Mexico was a state, you mean. And just after Oklahoma.

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    Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    Let's keep this thread going with some haiku.

    Sutcliffe and Sandberg
    Harry Caray in the booth
    Can't beat the Padres

    Alou's hissy fit
    Gonzalez boots a grounder
    Blame it on Bartman

    Mark Prior is hurt
    Kerry Wood is DL bound
    It must be Tuesday
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

    Here's a good site to go to for all things anti-Cub

    http://www.cubssuckclub.com/
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160


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