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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 3/22

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    One more comment about the Cream and the Clear and you'll get one right here.
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    "Tonight's the free D cell battery promotion... you're gonna need these"

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Touch me again and I'll SUE!!!
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    "Darth Vader, proving he is the true Dark Lord, draws his lightsaber and takes a cheap shot at Luke."
    "I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post

    A little higher, a little higher, yep that's it right there, now scratch, thanks you got it.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Remember the whole Nancy Kerrigan thing? Now, imagine that ordeal if the hitman was on steroids!
    Benzinger backing and calling! And the 1990 world championship series belongs to the Cincinnati Reds!

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    "Hey how do those feel? I'm thinking about adding them to my batting armour this season."
    Let's play two!!!

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Crosley68 View Post
    "Hey how do those feel? I'm thinking about adding them to my batting armour this season."
    That gets my vote. Bonus points for adding the "u" to "armour."
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    "Hey! That's mine!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Get your bat off me old man, or I'll have Chris Reitsma buzz you with his fastball.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    Get your bat off me old man, or I'll have Chris Reitsma buzz you with his fastball.
    ...or I'll scissor kick you in the back of the head!!!
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Right there is where I usually inject the stuff.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Cup check!
    Dang it! Missed again!

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    Before I took steroids, I was this tall....


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