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    Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

    Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

    Where'd all these arms come from?,

    Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

    So many moves, so many match ups,

    Narron leaves us all in the dark.

    12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

    Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

    Narron has no cure,

    Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

    Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


    Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.
    It's absolutely pathetic that people can't have an opinion from actually watching games and supplementing that with stats. If you voice an opinion that doesn't fit into a black/white box you will get completely misrepresented and basically called a tobacco chewing traditionalist...
    Cedric 3/24/08

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    Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    Hey, nice try; some good rhymes in there. And thanks.

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    Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    Hey diddle diddle, this bullpen's a riddle
    Has Wayne jumped over the shark?
    The fans screamed murder, an internet furor.
    Before the season it ever did start
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    Quote Originally Posted by Team Clark View Post
    Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

    Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

    Where'd all these arms come from?,

    Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

    So many moves, so many match ups,

    Narron leaves us all in the dark.

    12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

    Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

    Narron has no cure,

    Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

    Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


    Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.
    I can't remember which year you graduated from Moeller, but we should probably keep this out the hands of some of your English teachers. I'm not sure I would have published it in the Squire Magazine.

    But a nice attempt...

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    Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    There once was a bullpen built by Krivsky
    Who I guess must've been stone drunk on whiskey
    His steup men lacked much ferocity
    And his closer possessed no velocity
    Now we're all stuck with our hopes pinned on Majewski
    Championships Matter.
    23 Years and Counting...

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    Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    Hey Dibble, Dibble?

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    Re: Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalls View Post
    Hey Dibble, Dibble?
    Wish I had thought of that!!
    It's absolutely pathetic that people can't have an opinion from actually watching games and supplementing that with stats. If you voice an opinion that doesn't fit into a black/white box you will get completely misrepresented and basically called a tobacco chewing traditionalist...
    Cedric 3/24/08


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