Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.