Makes all the routine posts.
Mariners catcher shows the Rangers player his Albert Haynesworth stomp impression.
Just another case of the Man keeping us down.
"I can make all the stadiums rock."
Was it right foot in or right arm in? Man this hokey pokey stuff is hard!
Will trade this space for a #1 starter.
Is that gum or a player stuck to the bottom of my shoe?
This is the day of the expanding man...
This is what it feels like to be Eric Milton
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
2014 Reds record when I'm attending: 23-18 - FINAL2014 Dragons record when I'm attending: 2-1 - FINAL
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
I will squash you like a little bug!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
"Hey a nickel!"
"Naw man, I saw it first!"
I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.
It's the ol' Krazy glue the cleats to the batting helmet prank
Never overlook the obvious