Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
He should have his butt kicked.
Not cause it was all that mean.
It was just lame.
Of course (no offense to accountants everywhere) but when I think *clever prankster*, I usually don't think accountant.
Will trade this space for a #1 starter.
For example, when I was in college I had a friend who was a notorious control freak (to the point of occasional mild paranoia). While he was out of town for the weekend, his roommates broke into his room and turned everything 90 degrees clockwise--from the desk, to the bed, to lined up pairs of shoes, etc. Even the prankee had to laugh at that one.
No. Not clever at all. It's like walking up to a co-worker in a crowded break room and kicking him right in the balls full-force.
It has that degree of ingenuity.
what a moron.
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
"There are people who don't like baseball? But... Baseball is the coolest thing ever!" -Zombie's 5 year old daughter.
That dude's lucky I'm not in his department. I'm very serious about eating lunch on time and I get pretty cranky when I don't get fed...if I actually had someone to blame....ooooh! I'd steal the guys lunch for a week. Wherever he went to get his lunch, I'd follow him and take it. I'd prolly start eating it before I walked away. I'd dare him to say something...if he raised a fuss I'd dump it on him. If he touched me, I'd snap his little accountant neck!!
Maybe it's time for my sedative again...
"Okay you guys, pair up in threes!" --Yogi Berra
Really, I can't believe anyone still plays pranks on people at the office.
The majority of the people out there are just too uptight and self-important to take a joke and you're just as liable to get fired when they complain as you are to generate a laugh.
23 Years and Counting...
When people say that I donít know what Iím talking about when it comes to sports or writing, I think: Man, you should see me in the rest of my life.