Greg Oden was arrested saturday night while going through a drive-thru at McDonalds at 2:30 in the morning. He allegedly was trying to use an AARP card to get a discount. "He looked old enough to be able to use it, but luckily my boss caught him", said an employee.
"Charges will not be filed against Mr. Oden", the manager of the McDonalds sais, "as long as we don't have this kind of mishap again"