Opening Day the Reds literally were bragging about having "the only trio of mascots in major league baseball!" You would think with three shoots at it one of the would stink as bad as all three of these "mascots" do.
My buddy at the game Monday declared that we have officially passed the Expos for the title of worst mascots ever. All of ours, especially Gapper, are worse than Yupi or whatever his name was.
I propose we dress Gapper in the opposing team's uniform (or Eric Milton's) and let the kids play "whack a Cub" during the game.
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson
He looks like he could beat the crap out of a baby bear.
There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.