Indeed! Keep Mr. Red and Mr. Redlegs, bring in Rosie Red... and ditch the stupid muppet...Originally Posted by rotnoid
Indeed! Keep Mr. Red and Mr. Redlegs, bring in Rosie Red... and ditch the stupid muppet...
Opening Day the Reds literally were bragging about having "the only trio of mascots in major league baseball!" You would think with three shoots at it one of the would stink as bad as all three of these "mascots" do.
My buddy at the game Monday declared that we have officially passed the Expos for the title of worst mascots ever. All of ours, especially Gapper, are worse than Yupi or whatever his name was.
I propose we dress Gapper in the opposing team's uniform (or Eric Milton's) and let the kids play "whack a Cub" during the game.
I propose that Mr Red wears Miltons (Or stick Milton IN the Mr. Reds outfit) jersey while on the field. He can be easily hit to Shea Staduim even off the bat of someone such as Clint Barmes. There he can find his twin, the Mets mascot, and go to a farm full of other alien mascots....Somewhere far, far away from Cincinnati, never to be seen again.
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson
Maybe they could rename the cheerleaders the Rosie Reds?
He looks like he could beat the crap out of a baby bear.
There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.
He could beat the crap out of that baby bear with a SPOON!
"Why a spoon?" You might ask.
It's dull.
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson
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