Makes all the routine posts.
Ahhhhh! I got cream in my eyes, or maybe it was the clear. It burns!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Barry Bonds and Josh Bard get low marks from Nigel Lythgoe in their audition for Dancing with Baseball Stars.
Yo Josh, my bad...just this little 'roid rage thing going on!!!
You cannot defeat an ignorant man in an argument!
-William Gibbs McAdoo
Though many of us here are sure trying
who's the cutest little catcher? who's the cutest? you are! yes ! yes ! you are!
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
"...and the next time you make fun of n'Sync, I'll hit you even harder!"
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
I'm Sorry...my bad...I promise I will not fart again!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."