Makes all the routine posts.
I can't do anything about that. I know you want to live close to Roy Tucker but he's back in Mason. It's not my fault Cincinnati traded you here. I do have a guy named Footstool I could look up, but I can't promise you anything...
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
My God...are you telling me this isn't the minor leagues??
Yes Darling! I will marry you!.
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Will you please sign on with the Royals, please.
I think that is the best game called...EVER...I am forever in your debt...
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
"Coach says to win at all costs..."
"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute
Please tell me this is a nightmare and I will wake up back in Cincinnati again!!!
Reds Fan Since 1971
"Help me. I'm scared my career will die and no one will know."
O Larueo, Larueo! Wherefor art thou, Larueo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
and I'll no longer be an Umpire!
"Okay you guys, pair up in threes!" --Yogi Berra