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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 4/9

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    I can't do anything about that. I know you want to live close to Roy Tucker but he's back in Mason. It's not my fault Cincinnati traded you here. I do have a guy named Footstool I could look up, but I can't promise you anything...
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    My God...are you telling me this isn't the minor leagues??
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    Yes Darling! I will marry you!.
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    Will you please sign on with the Royals, please.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    I think that is the best game called...EVER...I am forever in your debt...
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
    Sparky Anderson

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    I can't do anything about that. I know you want to live close to Roy Tucker but he's back in Mason. It's not my fault Cincinnati traded you here. I do have a guy named Footstool I could look up, but I can't promise you anything...
    Ump, you've gotta help me. There's a guy in a Reds hat who keeps following me around. Says his name is Johnny. He keeps asking me for Reds jerseys, team pictures, stories about Adam Dunn. He won't leave me alone. I'm afraid to call the police myself -- afraid of what he might do.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    "Coach says to win at all costs..."
    "I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute

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    Please tell me this is a nightmare and I will wake up back in Cincinnati again!!!
    Reds Fan Since 1971

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    "Help me. I'm scared my career will die and no one will know."

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    No, ump...YER out!

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    O Larueo, Larueo! Wherefor art thou, Larueo?

    Deny thy father and refuse thy name
    Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
    and I'll no longer be an Umpire!

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/9

    Dancing with the Catchers


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