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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 4/12

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    Entry #1:

    Here we see the winning banner of Puffy's contest in which he challenged contestants to come up with a catch phrase to describe his chances of hooking up with a female.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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    Entry #2:

    Unfortunately they failed to show the first banner at this Japanese League baseball game. It read "Cat meat could be in your Chinese food..."
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    Jimmy Rollins contemplating his career after Mickey Morandini has "Banner Day".
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    Jimmy Rollins watches helplessly as first the mice, then the cats abandon the Phillies ship.
    "...You just have a wider lens than one game."
    --Former Reds GM Wayne Krivsky, on why he didn't fly Josh Hamilton to Colorado for one game.

    "...its money well-spent. Don't screw around with your freedom."
    --Roy Tucker, on why you need to lawyer up when you find yourself swimming with sharks.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    Jimmy- "Aaron Harang really is cat-like off the mound."
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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    Hmmm, it doesn't look like a puma, but, hey, you never know. Call Geico.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    "That cat's got range."
    "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    That Aaron Rowand sure is a pu....Can I use that word here?

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    "Most uninspiring logo ever" meet "Worst streaker ever".

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/12

    "No way those fat security guards are gonna catch that punk."
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