Makes all the routine posts.
Former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth has decided that he can best use his skills as a middle infielder. After qualifying for the Witness Protection Program, he will begin his new life in Milwaukee. Good luck Dave, and we'll see you on "tour" this summer!
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
MLB announced open tryouts for the new Fox reality series "Dancing with Middle Infielders."
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Counsell: Brandon if you had been running harder I wouldn't be doing an airbourne split and trashing my groin right now!
London Bridge is falling down
London Bridge is Falling Down.
My fair lady.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Man...that was some good MAGIC BEANS!!!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
My Kung-Fu is stronger than yours!
"And the fact that watching him pitch is like having someone poop on your soul." FCB on Gary Majewski
Counsell shows off his favorite leap frog jump with a special split to the enjoyment of the fans!
"Some of the guys who pitched well for us last year aren't going to make the ballclub," Narron said.
Pete Rose, when asked by David Letterman who he likes in the MLB playoffs:
"You sound like you're betting on baseball."
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