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    Caption Contest 4/18

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Congratulations, Craig, you just gave birth to...what the??!!?? Brandon Phillips!

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth has decided that he can best use his skills as a middle infielder. After qualifying for the Witness Protection Program, he will begin his new life in Milwaukee. Good luck Dave, and we'll see you on "tour" this summer!
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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    MLB announced open tryouts for the new Fox reality series "Dancing with Middle Infielders."
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Let's go Reds! Let's go Reds!

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Counsell: Brandon if you had been running harder I wouldn't be doing an airbourne split and trashing my groin right now!

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    London Bridge is falling down
    Falling Down
    Falling Down

    London Bridge is Falling Down.
    My fair lady.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Man...that was some good MAGIC BEANS!!!
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    My Kung-Fu is stronger than yours!
    "And the fact that watching him pitch is like having someone poop on your soul." FCB on Gary Majewski

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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    London Bridge is falling down
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    Falling Down

    London Bridge is Falling Down.
    My fair lady.
    Red rover, red rover...send Brandon on over!
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    Re: Caption Contest 4/18

    Counsell shows off his favorite leap frog jump with a special split to the enjoyment of the fans!
    "Some of the guys who pitched well for us last year aren't going to make the ballclub," Narron said.

    Pete Rose, when asked by David Letterman who he likes in the MLB playoffs:

    "You sound like you're betting on baseball."


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