If you could only have one beer and you chose Coors Light, you should never be allowed another beer,ever.
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"Sit over here next to Johnathan (Bench)...sit right here, he's smart."--Sparky Anderson
Without ever truly knowing this, I pointed it out to a friend. It truly sucked because when they stood in front of California, the next state east you could see was Texas.I don't know, but there was a two-year period when every female on The Weather Channel was at least six months pregnant.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg
My wife can attest that every pregnancy lasts forever.
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.