Johnny Footstool

[Johnny Footstool]

So do you and the wife let the kid eat tomatoes?



Great to finally see you.

I'm going to teach him that tomatoes are poisonous.

[GAC]

Here's some batting practice footage also taken on Opening Day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD6fZm3m7Ho

That was simply excellent. Man! I love babies. Mine are all grown up.

I'm assuming that is you talking to you son? Why is it, whenever we're playing with our infant children, we feel we must talk somehow down to their level, in a Blues Clues voice? We all have done it. Do we think they will have a better chance of understanding us? Yet we still get those blank stares.

[zombielady]

That was simply excellent. Man! I love babies. Mine are all grown up.

I'm assuming that is you talking to you son? Why is it, whenever we're playing with our infant children, we feel we must talk somehow down to their level, in a Blues Clues voice? We all have done it. Do we think they will have a better chance of understanding us? Yet we still get those blank stares.

is the look I usually got from my kids...

[Johnny Footstool]

That was simply excellent. Man! I love babies. Mine are all grown up.

I'm assuming that is you talking to you son? Why is it, whenever we're playing with our infant children, we feel we must talk somehow down to their level, in a Blues Clues voice? We all have done it. Do we think they will have a better chance of understanding us? Yet we still get those blank stares.

Nope, that's my real voice. In fact, I tried to deepen it for the video.

And I have a speech impediment that prevents me from using proper English or from saying anything less than five times. "Hit the ball. Hit the ball. Hit the ball... "