If I was going to come from the Kentucky boy aspect, I'd tell him to get some Kentucky Gentleman whiskey. Like 10-11 bucks a half-gallon IIRC.
If I can be serious for a moment - my advice to you is to not listen to anyone. The best thing you can do for a girl is something she wants. You know her better than any of us, so think of something that she enjoys and do that.
Its not about the money you spend, its about how you make her feel - show her you care by thinking about her, and it will all be good.
Either that, or the sex coupon thing.
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch
Yeah. She probably mentioned in passing a few months ago that she's never ridden a horse, or that she'd love to go up in a hot air balloon someday, or something. So do that.
Makes all the routine posts.
You guys keep forgetting that I'm a "baller on a budget", haha!
"Rounding Third and Heading for Home"
I'm shocked to see Redsland's mind in the gutter.
If you combine WilyMo's Natural Light idea with Puffy's coupon plan, you could be in for a very fun evening.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.