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    THAT'S A FACT JACK!! GAC's Avatar
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    Questions That Haunt You

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


    What disease did cured ham actually have?




    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?




    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?





    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.




    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?




    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?




    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    Wouldn't a round box make it more difficult to extract the first slice from the pie?


    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


    More importantly, we put a man on the moon 4 decades ago, but we haven't come up with a better way to check prostates. That's some seriously misguided scienctific research priorities over the past half century, IMO.

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



    I have a friend who, when he gets really wasted, talks about being assassinated.
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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Why does Curious George never wear clothes, but wears pajamas to bed?

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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    So there's room for that awful sauce and butter that all the chains are putting in the box?
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    How fast would lightning travel if it didn't zigzag?
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Why, at Asian restaraunts, are Hispnaic people making the food and at Mexican restaraunts Asian people are making the food?

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by Edskin View Post
    Why does Curious George never wear clothes, but wears pajamas to bed?
    Why does Donald Duck bother to put on his sailor shirt when he never wears any pants?
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Mmmm, so what is this wonderful stuff we're eating? Soylent Green? What's in it?
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    In Transformers the Movie, on the Planet of Junk, they were able to fix Ultra Magnus. Why weren't they able to do the same with Optimus Prime when he died?

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Why are strike outs a good thing when evaluating a pitcher, but not a bad thing when evaluating a hitter? lol. im just messing around. too much wild cherry pepsi for lunch.

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    See my sig.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

    All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered View Post
    How fast would lightning travel if it didn't zigzag?

    What would happen if you were driving your car at the speed of light and turned on the headlights?

    Pay attention to the open sky

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    How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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