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    How long lasting were those batteries in the radio on Gilligan's island?
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    How long lasting were those batteries in the radio on Gilligan's island?
    Clearly the Professor fashioned a solar cell out of coconuts, palm leaves, and crystalized sand.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Why is monosyllabic a multi-syllable word?
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    Why do they call it taking a dump when you really don't take anything?
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    What does it burn when I pee?
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Pay attention to the open sky

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    Why didn't Steven Wright ever make it bigger as a comedian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    Why didn't Steven Wright ever make it bigger as a comedian?
    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
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    Quote Originally Posted by 15fan View Post
    More importantly, we put a man on the moon 4 decades ago, but we haven't come up with a better way to check prostates. That's some seriously misguided scienctific research priorities over the past half century, IMO.
    Tell me about it. I'm going in tommorrow for a biopsy, and not looking forward to it.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

    Why is something sent by way of an automobile called a shipment while items sent by sea are called cargo?

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    Questions too deep for a man like myself who studied for a Urine Test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    Why does Donald Duck bother to put on his sailor shirt when he never wears any pants?
    I still have that problem!
    It's absolutely pathetic that people can't have an opinion from actually watching games and supplementing that with stats. If you voice an opinion that doesn't fit into a black/white box you will get completely misrepresented and basically called a tobacco chewing traditionalist...
    Cedric 3/24/08

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    Tell me about it. I'm going in tommorrow for a biopsy, and not looking forward to it.
    Good luck with that. Ohhh and if they find any keys....

    (Seriously, I hope everything is fine)
    It's absolutely pathetic that people can't have an opinion from actually watching games and supplementing that with stats. If you voice an opinion that doesn't fit into a black/white box you will get completely misrepresented and basically called a tobacco chewing traditionalist...
    Cedric 3/24/08

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    Why didn't Steven Wright ever make it bigger as a comedian?
    He was funnier than Gary Shandling. And as we all know, in the 80's Shandling controlled all of Hollywood.

    this is the gary shandling show
    the opening theme to gary's show
    gary wrote me up and asked if i would write his theme song
    I'm almost halfway finished
    how do you like it so far?
    this is the theme to the gary shandling show.



    man, i cant believe I remembered that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonny View Post
    He was funnier than Gary Shandling. And as we all know, in the 80's Shandling controlled all of Hollywood.

    this is the gary shandling show
    the opening theme to gary's show
    gary wrote me up and asked if i would write his theme song
    I'm almost halfway finished
    how do you like it so far?
    this is the theme to the gary shandling show.



    man, i cant believe I remembered that!
    "How's my hair? Does it look okay?"
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.


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