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    who put the dang in the dang a lang a lang?
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    who put the dang in the dang a lang a lang?
    Probably the same folks who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2100844AACySEE
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker View Post
    What would happen if you were driving your car at the speed of light and turned on the headlights?
    You wouldn't be able to see them in front of you.
    WHEN DOES IT STOP!?!?

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    How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee View Post
    Probably the same folks who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2100844AACySEE
    dammit. now what am I going to do with all my free time?
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Why is Eric Milton still a Red?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    Why does Donald Duck bother to put on his sailor shirt when he never wears any pants?
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt?
    he's in a heavy metal band?
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    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt?
    He's from Florida?
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt?
    Maybe Donald and Mickey just had enough cash to buy just the one Garanimals Sailor Suit and decided to split it between them.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt?
    Donald stole the shirt.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    I think I'll just put this...here

    Whatweretheythinking?

    The websites listed here are all those of legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their on-line names might appear and be misread especially all in lower case.

    These are not joke sites, but actual real businesses. Still, you've got to ask: What were they thinking? Check them out yourself ...

    "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity, like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. Their website is www.*****presents.com.

    "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

    Looking for a pen? Look no further than "Pen Island" at www.penisland.net.

    Need a therapist do deal with life's problems? Try "Therapist Finder" at www.therapistfinder.com.

    There's the "Italian Power Generator" company at www.powergenitalia.com.

    And don't forget the " Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales, Australia, at www.molestationnursery.com.

    If you're looking for " IP computer software" there's always www.ipanywhere.com.

    The website of the "First Cumming Methodist Church" in Cumming, Georgia is www.cummingfirst.com.

    And the designers at "Speed of Art" in London await you at their wacky web site www.speedofart.com.
    Never overlook the obvious

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    And the designers at "Speed of Art" in London await you at their wacky web site www.speedofart.com
    Ouch!!! A Speedo Fart. Are they based out of the U.K. by chance? Anymore when somebody mentions Speedo swim trunks I can't help but think of the Travelocity commercial.
    Last edited by dman; 05-04-2007 at 08:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gm View Post
    Need a therapist do deal with life's problems? Try "Therapist Finder" at www.therapistfinder.com.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    What about the ram... in the rammalammadingdong...
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