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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    How can one run through a hail of automatic gun fire on TV and not get a scratch, yet if I take one hammer and one nail I score a direct hit on my thumb or hand everytime?


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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by SpringfieldFan View Post
    How can one run through a hail of automatic gun fire on TV and not get a scratch, yet if I take one hammer and one nail I score a direct hit on my thumb or hand everytime?
    Ever see a boxing match like the ones in the Rocky movies? There's no way anyone could withstand punches like that.
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    Re: Questions That Haunt You

    Quote Originally Posted by gm View Post
    I think I'll just put this...here

    Whatweretheythinking?

    The websites listed here are all those of legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their on-line names might appear and be misread especially all in lower case.

    These are not joke sites, but actual real businesses. Still, you've got to ask: What were they thinking? Check them out yourself ...

    "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity, like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. Their website is www.*****presents.com.

    "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

    Looking for a pen? Look no further than "Pen Island" at www.penisland.net.

    Need a therapist do deal with life's problems? Try "Therapist Finder" at www.therapistfinder.com.

    There's the "Italian Power Generator" company at www.powergenitalia.com.

    And don't forget the " Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales, Australia, at www.molestationnursery.com.

    If you're looking for " IP computer software" there's always www.ipanywhere.com.

    The website of the "First Cumming Methodist Church" in Cumming, Georgia is www.cummingfirst.com.

    And the designers at "Speed of Art" in London await you at their wacky web site www.speedofart.com.
    I laughed so hard at those that tears came to my eyes.
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