Remind me, what is it that Paris Hilton actually does?
Remind me, what is it that Paris Hilton actually does?
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NothingOriginally Posted by sonny
Yeah, if one night counts anyway. College :-)
Good times. Scared to death honestly. Some guy asked me for my watch while I was in there, then later one told me I had to ask for the Tylenol PM they gave out at night and give it to him.
Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
Chicago Blackhawks - 10, 13, 15
University of Kentucky - 78, 96, 98, 12
Chicago Bulls - 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98
“Everything that happens before Death is what counts.”
― Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes
She'll get out of it somehow
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Looks like Paris has fired her publicist and it was his fault for getting her into this mess.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070507/en_nm/hilton_dc_4
Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.
The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.
The 26-year-old was given the sentence for breaking the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Despite having her licence suspended, Paris was followed by photographers as she lost her way in LA, finishing up in a dead-end even after reading print-out directions.
Photographers also reported she pulled three u-turns in a search for her final destination.
Meanwhile the 'Simple Life' star has been rallying her fans with an appeal for a pardon on her mySpace page.
Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her 'mistake', which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to '(most of) our otherwise mundane lives'.
Meanwhile a group called Citzens For A Better America have launched a Go Away Paris campaign selling T-Shirts and making a music video that sings 'So could you please just go away.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article....9&in_page_id=7
Time.
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Sadly, people drive under suspension all the time. What's really stupid is that Paris Hilton has sufficient funds that she could just hire a chauffer and avoid all this mess.
Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of 'dumb blonde' to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.
The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.
The 26-year-old was given the sentence for breaking the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Despite having her licence suspended, Paris was followed by photographers as she lost her way in LA, finishing up in a dead-end even after reading print-out directions.
Photographers also reported she pulled three u-turns in a search for her final destination.
Meanwhile the 'Simple Life' star has been rallying her fans with an appeal for a pardon on her mySpace page.
Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her 'mistake', which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to '(most of) our otherwise mundane lives'.
Meanwhile a group called Citzens For A Better America have launched a Go Away Paris campaign selling T-Shirts and making a music video that sings 'So could you please just go away.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article....9&in_page_id=7
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Hey! Yacht! Who do you think you are, Elliot Mintz, or something?!?!
Paris in tears as she is taken back to court in handcuffs as the sentencing judge is extremely PO'd that the Sheriff's office disregarded his direct order and let her out after 3 days with the remainder to be served in house arrest at her multi-million dollar home.
PARIS TAKEN FROM COURTROOM SCREAMING AS JUDGE ORDERS HER BACK TO JAIL
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence. She'll get credit for 5 days already served.
Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."
One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.
Last edited by WMR; 06-08-2007 at 03:23 PM.
Top story on every major network: Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, etc. etc.
Why am I so giddy?
LOL, call the WAAAAAAAmbulance, HC.
I still don't know what she's done to deserve so much attention.
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
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