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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered View Post
    I still don't know what she's done to deserve so much attention.
    She's rich from her heirs hard work and she's willing to show her front to anything that asks.

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Shepard Smith says she has "Extreme spoiled brat-ertitus."
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    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    PARIS TAKEN FROM COURTROOM SCREAMING AS JUDGE ORDERS HER BACK TO JAIL

    Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence. She'll get credit for 5 days already served.

    Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

    One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

    Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.
    If you ask me (not that anyone did) they ought to round up the "paralyized" mom and "on the scene" dad with a felony charge of "failure to introduce their child to reality".
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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post


    Paris in tears as she is taken back to court in handcuffs as the sentencing judge is extremely PO'd that the Sheriff's office disregarded his direct order and let her out after 3 days with the remainder to be served in house arrest at her multi-million dollar home.
    The lady cop in the passenger seat is the most attractive person in that photo.
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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    JF: That was the first--er well second --thing I noticed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    Is that Lt. Dangle driving the patrol car?
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    If you ask me (not that anyone did) they ought to round up the "paralyized" mom and "on the scene" dad with a felony charge of "failure to introduce their child to reality".
    Quite a daughter they raised, hmm?
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    Quite a daughter they raised, hmm?
    Maybe they, Mrs Lohan and Mr/Mrs Spears can get together for a "parenting workshop and synposium" to help us "small brained" folks grasp what it must be like to weild such parenting prowess.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Maybe they, Mrs Lohan and Mr/Mrs Spears can get together for a "parenting workshop and synposium" to help us "small brained" folks grasp what it must be like to weild such parenting prowess.
    I'm sure Mr. Lohan would love to attend if he weren't currently incarcerated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    The only think more pathetic than her hissy fit is the fact that she has "fans/supporters" outside the courtroom. Talk about people who need to get a life.

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    The lady cop in the passenger seat is the most attractive person in that photo.
    [puffy]That would not be true if there were a sheep behind the wheel.[/puffy]
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Re: Shawshank Part 2: The Paris Hilton Story

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    Quite a daughter they raised, hmm?

    Yeah, like they actually raised her.
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