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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Sometimes I tuck my penis between my legs and pretend I'm a girl.
    stop, you're turning me on mary:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Sometimes I tuck my penis between my legs and pretend I'm a girl.
    It puts the lotion on its skin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotCorner View Post
    I love boobies! There ... I said it.
    I like big butts and I cannot lie...
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    I saw a plane crash this afternoon.
    I would assume that would be the same planes that landed on the street next to ours and left debris in our neighbor's lawns...
    "In our sundown perambulations of late, through the outer parts of Brooklyn, we have observed several parties of youngsters playing 'base', a certain game of ball. Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our close rooms, the game of ball is glorious"
    -Walt Whitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reds Freak View Post
    and left debris in our neighbor's lawns...
    And well, uh, killed 3 people too. (but seriously just being sarcastic)

    Crazy story and sad. As bad as that 80 year old guy smashing into 11 cars and running over a pedestrian in the Kroger parking lot near Northgate Mall the other day.

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    Sometimes, when I laugh, I pee a little.
    I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits."

    -Pete Rose

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackerJack View Post
    And well, uh, killed 3 people too. (but seriously just being sarcastic)

    Crazy story and sad. As bad as that 80 year old guy smashing into 11 cars and running over a pedestrian in the Kroger parking lot near Northgate Mall the other day.
    Just to clear up, in no way was I bemoaning some hardship that it caused my family or the people around us. I was simply stating my proximity to the accident. Of course, my prayers go out to those who were killed and their families...
    "In our sundown perambulations of late, through the outer parts of Brooklyn, we have observed several parties of youngsters playing 'base', a certain game of ball. Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our close rooms, the game of ball is glorious"
    -Walt Whitman

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    Quote Originally Posted by Reds Freak View Post
    I would assume that would be the same planes that landed on the street next to ours and left debris in our neighbor's lawns...
    I saw the other one. To the north. My view toward the south was blocked, but the plane I saw go down was damaged, so I inferred that it had struck another plane.

    It's incredible that no one on the ground was hurt.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    I consider myself extremely independent and self-sufficient, but in the end I am pretty incapable of taking care of myself. I find things like grocery shopping and timely bill paying and phone call returning extremely difficult for no real reason. I have freak accidents all the time (breaking glass in my hands while washing dishes, running into walls, etc.) and at least one or two nights out of seven I have tobasco sauce for dinner. It's probably dangerous for me to be living by myself, I probably shouldn't be, and it absolutely pains me to admit that.

    I also like the Braves. And Jim Edmonds.
    There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.

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    I just scratched myself

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    Quote Originally Posted by vaticanplum View Post
    I consider myself extremely independent and self-sufficient, but in the end I am pretty incapable of taking care of myself. I find things like grocery shopping and timely bill paying and phone call returning extremely difficult for no real reason. I have freak accidents all the time (breaking glass in my hands while washing dishes, running into walls, etc.) and at least one or two nights out of seven I have tobasco sauce for dinner. It's probably dangerous for me to be living by myself, I probably shouldn't be, and it absolutely pains me to admit that.

    I also like the Braves. And Jim Edmonds.

    I am at a loss for words.

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    I am a mommy's girl. I am 38 and live in her basement with my son. Got a problem with that??!!

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    I'm a closet Drew Barrymore fan.

    I like chick flicks.
    "I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

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    Last edited by reds44; 05-12-2007 at 01:23 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by PuffyPig View Post
    Let's face it, you mis-hit the bun with the mustard squirter, no one will really care.

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    Re: Redszone Confessions....

    Quote Originally Posted by guttle11 View Post

    I like chick flicks.
    :ughmamoru


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