Redszone Confessions....

[Highlifeman21]

That's just a great big bowlful of wrong.

None professionally, only amateur events.

[Dom Heffner]

I watched Family Ties for one reason: My boyhood crush, Tina Yothers.

That is punishable by death in like, 15 countries.

[paintmered]

I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

[KittyDuran]

I Duran Duran... Have all their CD/albums/45s/CD singles/videos + 5 scrapbooks, numerous posters, and 30 videotapes of recorded material!

[just thought I'd let everyone know the depths of my decadance]

I also talk to and answer myself!

[vaticanplum]

I am so there with you. I thought getting married would help alleviate some of my everyday flakiness, but unfortunately my wife is just as bad--if not worse--than I am. Quick, two-line emails remain unresponded to, I buy my lunch at work because I'm too lazy to throw a frozen Stouffer's meal in my bag every morning, and the same damn pile of newspapers has resided in the corner of our living room since what seems to be the Clinton administration.

We both seem to have a problem "getting it together".

Oh god, the newspapers. Why can I not get off my butt and put them in the recycling bin? Do I really think I'm going to catch up on those 2006 Winter Olympic special sections at this point?

Maybe you and your wife can take shifts of flakiness/responsibility. There has to be an answer somewhere. I really think this is one reason people have kids, then you have no choice but to be more on top of things.

[Edskin]

I guess every dude occasionally has some "impure" thoughts.

But sometimes, I have them during church.

[vaticanplum]

I guess every dude occasionally has some "impure" thoughts.

But sometimes, I have them during church.

Church is a breeding ground for impure thoughts. I think God does it on purpose.

[Dom Heffner]

Church is a breeding ground for impure thoughts. I think God does it on purpose.

I remember getting the giggles in church one time so bad it was painful.

Tears, ribs hurting. It was an ab workout.

All because I knew I shouldn't be laughing.

The sad thing? I was 30 years old lol....

[UKFlounder]

I don't like the taste of beer, so I don't drink it. And I really don't drink alcohol at all, except on rare occasions.

[Dom Heffner]

I'm going to marry Nelly Furtado. There. Got that off my chest.

[TeamCasey]

I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dipped in orange juice.

I also like Bette Midler and Liza Minelli.

[Degenerate39]

Last year when I woke up for school my mom was in the bathroom so I went onto the back porch and peed off of it.

[Falls City Beer]

When I was young I frequently sleepwalked--once I peed in the kitchen garbage can. Just stepped on the little foot-operated lid-lifter and let it fly.

[reds44]

When I was young I frequently sleepwalked--once I peed in the kitchen garbage can. Just stepped on the little foot-operated lid-lifter and let it fly.

I did the same thing sleepwalking when I was like 6, but it was in a laundry basket.

[Ltlabner]

When I was young I frequently sleepwalked--once I peed in the kitchen garbage can. Just stepped on the little foot-operated lid-lifter and let it fly.

I once got so bombed, that I peed in a houseplant at the house we were partying in.

The wife of the homeowner came home from her late shift as a nurse to find me in my underpants, wizzing into her potted fern.

Good times.