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    Quote Originally Posted by Falls City Beer View Post
    When I was young I frequently sleepwalked--once I peed in the kitchen garbage can. Just stepped on the little foot-operated lid-lifter and let it fly.
    I had a lot of problems with sleepwalking too. No urination though.

    My senior class in highschool took a trip to Washington DC and in the hotel I had 2 roomates. I started sleepwalking and I was yelling at the tv, which was off and poking at it, which woke up and freaked out the kids I was sharing the room with

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    I almost ran over the State Trooper who gave me my first driving test. Notice I said the "first" one.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    I failed my first drivers test for speeding. I was really REALLY bummed too because I took my test the same day my Dad took his (and passed), 25 years earlier. I thought it would be cool to share that with him. Oh well!

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    There was some good laughs....

    Mine...

    I'll rock out to Kely Clarkson anyday of the week.... I'll be sitting at the light going... "since you been gone.... I can breathe for the first time.... I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah.... Thanks to you, now I get what I want... Since you been gone..."

    And the girls just stare and giggle... Its funny.
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    Julie Andrews caused me to pop my first Merkle's.
    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili View Post
    Julie Andrews caused me to pop my first Merkle's.
    Wow. It takes a lot to take me aback, but I think you just succeeded.
    There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KittyDuran View Post
    I Duran Duran... Have all their CD/albums/45s/CD singles/videos + 5 scrapbooks, numerous posters, and 30 videotapes of recorded material!

    [just thought I'd let everyone know the depths of my decadance]
    Was that supposed to be a confession, or a profession of faith?
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KittyDuran View Post
    I also talk to and answer myself!
    i do the same thing kd...it's like if i just think it without saying it out loud, i'm lost

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    I'm a cereal killer who eats my victims....I especially find Peanut Butter Crunch tasty..
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    When at a wedding, does anyone else ponder what the bride (or the groom if that's your preference) has on beneath the gown, or do you just go straight to picturing them naked?
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Back in the day, I thought The Dave Clark 5 was a better band than The Beatles. As a certified Beatle-phile, my kids find that hard to believe. Of course, in my defense, and little known to the masses, The Dave Clark 5 broke up six months after The Beatles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    I once got so bombed, that I peed in a houseplant at the house we were partying in.

    The wife of the homeowner came home from her late shift as a nurse to find me in my underpants, wizzing into her potted fern.

    Good times.
    Hey my buddy just called me, he said you swore last week you'd be there the next day to clean things up but you never showed up. What gives?
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    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    My wife is pregnant with our first child.

    We haven't told anyone yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmcclain19 View Post
    My wife is pregnant with our first child.

    We haven't told anyone yet
    OMG JOSH!

    Lemme be the first to congratulate you!!

    How far along is she?

    Thrown around any names yet if it's a boy or girl?
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    OMG JOSH!

    Lemme be the first to congratulate you!!

    How far along is she?

    Thrown around any names yet if it's a boy or girl?
    Thanks. I think I'm still trying to come to terms with it. Tomorrow (mother's day) is the big reveal for both families.

    She's six weeks along - And we're a football field apart on names. That's alright - I have 7+ months to make her come around


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