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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    I'm pretty sure the only way this team "turns it around" at this point is to run backwards.
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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Seems as though most of the humor was brought over to the ORG side. This is a FUNNY thread.....

    And on a rather bleak day in SoCal....thanks guys, keep it up
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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    I'm down with it Edskin.

    Now, all we need is to bring back the "RosieRed 10 run rule" and the Reds are all set!

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    These next 8 games could be a huge step in getting things turned around...the Nationals and Pirtates aren't exactly world beaters...

    Plus, if they blow it against the Nationals, we can say without a doubt, that we follow the worst team in baseball.


    Nobody wants that.

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    I'm pretty sure the only way this team "turns it around" at this point is to run backwards.
    They won't expect that
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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    I'm pretty sure the only way this team "turns it around" at this point is to run backwards.
    You mean they have been running forward to this point? It's worse than I thought.

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey View Post
    This is the most important guarantee of the season!
    For RFS62's sake, I hope it's "impotent", and not "important".
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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    OK Ed, I'm on board. I just got my leather pants back from the cleaners and am headed down tonight to check out the "new" Reds, post guarantee.

    What if they're still steenky? Do I just present a copy of this thread to the usher on my way out? Just curious...

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by Edskin View Post
    Wanna know why I am so confident?

    Well, he made me promise not to tell, but I do have a secret weapon.

    His name is Vinny.
    I just hope his last name wasn't Cerato, as I don't want him sabotaging both of our teams.

    26-14 is viable given the level of talent of the opponents we play over the next 40 games. However, we're going to have to get a lot more out of our diluted offense, more IPs per start from our key starters, and an immediate positive impact from the young additions in the BP. That's a tall order.
    Last edited by Stormy; 05-21-2007 at 05:05 PM.

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Stormy!

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    Stormy!

    Good to see you Redsland... and I like your avatar of Ryan Freel's baserunning compass.

    I try to save up my strength and only make appearances for the most important stretch of games each year... it's akin to my own personal Redszone Roger Clemens' clause.

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by Stormy View Post
    I try to save up my strength and only make appearances for the most important stretch of games each year... it's akin to my own personal Redszone Roger Clemens' clause.
    Thats what I tell hookers.
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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Well, let's hope you are right!
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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Stormy in the house, bringing some Redskins karma with him-- not sure if that's a good thing or not.

    Perhaps, I'm just drunk on Lebron right now-- giddy about my Cavs as you might guess-- so I actually won't be watching the Reds game tonight. But Vinny will be-- and I trust Vinny.

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    Re: I Personally Guarantee a Reds Turnaround...Starting Now

    Quote Originally Posted by Stormy View Post
    I try to save up my strength and only make appearances for the most important stretch of games each year... it's akin to my own personal Redszone Roger Clemens' clause.


    Whattup, Stormzilla!!!

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