Okay....We need to stop talking about my "man bag".
It's a french army courier bag if you must know....:
And TeamCasey....Those are called pectoral muscles. I realize the pictures seem to resemble that of a slightly less paunchy Michael Chickliss, but I assure you that aside from my love handles, I'm comprised of nothing more than gristle and sinew. The picture of raw manliness.