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    English girl given 25 middle names

    Here's the kicker: they are all of famous boxers.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/lifestylebritainnames
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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    I was just about to post this you beat me to it
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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    That gal is going to need to have a huge "daft sense of humour" to find that funny when she turns 7 and realizes she has 25 middle names. This comes a few weeks after the report in New Zealand where the couple was trying to name their child after the Roman Numeral "IV"...
    "In our sundown perambulations of late, through the outer parts of Brooklyn, we have observed several parties of youngsters playing 'base', a certain game of ball. Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our close rooms, the game of ball is glorious"
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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    Here's the kicker: they are all of famous boxers.
    Coulda been worse. They could have been fans of thoroughbred racing.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    Coulda been worse. They could have been fans of thoroughbred racing.
    or porn.
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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    No mention of Tyson?

    That's just wrong.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    This gives me the idea to name my son or daughter after the Big Red Machine
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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    Hm. Were I having a kid right now, he/she would be named after the present members on the Reds' 25-man roster. Imagine the awe of the other kids. "Wow...THE Juan Castro!!??!!"

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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit View Post
    Hm. Were I having a kid right now, he/she would be named after the present members on the Reds' 25-man roster. Imagine the awe of the other kids. "Wow...THE Juan Castro!!??!!"
    Norris Hopper?

    Thanks Mom and Dad!

    All the other kids will be so jealous!




    The parents could always play it off as loving Chuck Norris and Dennis Hopper. The easiest of outs, if I've ever seen one.

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    Re: English girl given 25 middle names

    At least they didn't call her "George"
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