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    Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

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    A Florida man woke up with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear.
    "The nurse looked at him and said, 'It appears that you've been shot,'" the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying.
    "And he said, 'No way.'"
    The man's wife, April Moylan, fled the emergency room when the bullet was discovered but later told deputies she had accidentally shot her husband as he slept early on Tuesday.
    She was jailed on a weapons violation charge while deputies pursued additional charges.
    The husband, 45-year-old Michael Moylan, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he was having an aneurism and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room.
    Police arrested the wife after obtaining a search warrant and finding a gun and bloody rags in the couple's home near the Atlantic coastal town of Port St Lucie.
    The husband is in hospital in stable condition.
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    http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/06/28/1964431.htm

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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    This reminds me of the movie "I Love you to Death"
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Two things here:

    1) Yeah, she shot him "accidentally". In the head. As he slept.

    2) "St Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara." I really enjoy that combination of words.
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    This reminds me of the movie "I Love you to Death"
    "Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!"
    "What are they saying?"
    "I think they want Reggae."



    Yeah. Accidentally shot him. And I'm an accidental Reds fan.

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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    He must be a sound sleeper if he didn't wake up to a gunshot.
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    If she shot him in the head in an attempt to kill him (don't know why else you would shoot someone in the head), then why did she turn around and drive him to the hospital to get help?
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by cincy jacket View Post
    If she shot him in the head in an attempt to kill him (don't know why else you would shoot someone in the head), then why did she turn around and drive him to the hospital to get help?

    Cause he asked her to. Perhaps she wanted to avoid suspicion. Although if she wasn't trying to kill him, what the heck was she doing with the gun in the first place?
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    I hate when my gun accidently goes off......
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    Cause he asked her to. Perhaps she wanted to avoid suspicion. Although if she wasn't trying to kill him, what the heck was she doing with the gun in the first place?
    Yep. She wanted to avoid getting charged with attempted murder. Luckily, it looks like Sheriff Mascara's boys weren't so easily fooled.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Maybe if she just woulda thought about baseball her gun wouldn't have gone off accidently.
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    Yep. She wanted to avoid getting charged with attempted murder. Luckily, it looks like Sheriff Mascara's boys weren't so easily fooled.
    Why not shoot him a second time?

    Or would that blow her "accidental" shooting story?
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis View Post
    Why not shoot him a second time?

    Or would that blow her "accidental" shooting story?
    "Well, the gun went off accidentally the first time. When my husband woke up, I told him about the accident, and he wanted me to show him how it happened, so I did."
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    Yep. She wanted to avoid getting charged with attempted murder. Luckily, it looks like Sheriff Mascara's boys weren't so easily fooled.
    Just remember kids, "Don't run on Mascara"
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    Re: Florida man shot in head, complains of headache

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    He must be a sound sleeper if he didn't wake up to a gunshot.
    Maybe she was trying to wake him up
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