I was once chased around town in a car by the FBI and got away (but they had the license plate number so I got busted later).
I ate a ball of wasabi for $10.
I asked a girl to prom by saying, "Go to prom with me or I'll jump." She told me to jump, but before I could, a policeman pulled me off the balcony.
I rode a scooter around high school.
I've won several spelling bees.
A member of the Electric Six unknowingly drank my urine.
I'm a distant relative of Ty Cobb.
In September, I return to Germany, where I live.
I planted trees at Carl Lindner's house.
I used to perform paternity testing.
I was in a band that opened for Michael Graves (ex-Misfits), Cheetah Crome (ex-Rocket from the Tombs, ex-Dead Boys), Greg Oblivion (ex-Oblivions), and many other washed up musicians (i.e. bands containing ex-members of Screaming Trees, Cinderella, etc.).
I can go on for a really long time, but I'll spare you all and say that I should be very dead by now.
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MY wife knows Koko the sign language gorilla.
I had dinner with Billy Dee Williams.
A few months back I played Texas Hold Em with former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer.
"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Cal Hubbard
When all is said and done more is said than done.
My mother used to work for one Robert Castellini.
I was the star of my 8th Grade "Kid Q" quiz bowl team. We took second place because I finally missed a question -- I said Yangtze River instead of Yenisei River (common mistake, I know...).
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful