Introductions Thread

[RicFlair]

I suppose occasionally I can "style and profile." Wooooo!

[Chip R]

I suppose occasionally I can "style and profile." Wooooo!

I don't know if you know or not but there's an inside joke around here about Rich Aurilia. Some felt he was a guy we loved to hate so we started calling Aurilia the Nature Boy. So if you see that reference in a game thread, you'll know now. Welcome aboard. Whooooooo!

[RicFlair]

Haha. Thanks for the heads up.

[D*G*K]

im the new guy. just found this place.

[KronoRed]

Welcome

[willarious]

1. Are you a Reds Fan?
2. If so, what made you become a Reds Fan. If not, why are you on this forum?
3. How did you learn about RedsZone?
4. How old are you?
5. Where are you from?
6. Do you drink or take drugs? If not, why are you a Reds fan?
7. Have you now or ever been a member of the communist party?
8. Do you know who the Gang of 10 are?
9. Are you now or have you ever been affliated with Richard Hand or Gallagher?
10. Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
11. Would you consider having your testicles (if you are male) cut off if it would guarentee a Reds World Championship?
12. Do you think Adam Dunn is overrated and strikes out too much?
13. Which Reds player would you most like to go on a double date with and why?
14. What do you think you can ad to RedsZone?
15. Do you think Jim Edmonds is a showboater?

Hello, my name is Kevin. I'm not sure if I have to do this, but I guess it's all in fun.

1. Yes
2. Hometown team
3. From the ESPN message board
4. 17
5. Cincinnati
6. No, the Reds will always be my favorite team
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. Back to front
11. Maybe
12. No
13. Adam Dunn, he reminds me of my favorite person, Will Ferrell
14. I think I can add another d to the ad in that question
15. Yes

[MATT IN CHAR NC]

Hello, Redszone. My name is Matt, and my Daddy has been a member here at Redszone for a long time. I have been bugging him to let me be a member. I love to play baseball and I play first base and bat fourth for my Little League All Star team. I love the Reds and like to read all about them here at Redszone. I watch them every time they are on TV with my dad when I am not playing games of my own.

[RedsBaron]

Hi Matt. Welcome aboard!

[RFS62]

Hey Matt!!! I've heard a lot about you, and if you're anything like your dad, I really look forward to talking about baseball with you.

Also, could I get an autograph now before they get too expensive?

[RedsBaron]

Also, could I get an autograph now before they get too expensive?

Whoa, Matt, don't let RFS take advantage of you-hold out for a good price for your autograph. Maybe you should get a lawyer/agent. I can get you a good deal.

[RFS62]

Whoa, Matt, don't let RFS take advantage of you-hold out for a good price for your autograph. Maybe you should get a lawyer/agent. I can get you a good deal.

Geez!!!

Wouldn't you know it. The word is already out, and the agents are lining up!!!

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[MATT IN CHAR NC]

I don't think I am ready to charge for my autograph. They are free right now. My dad says you like to play golf, RFS62. I like to play too. My mom and dad didn't take me when they played at Pinehurst. I didn't think that was fair. I could have at least been a caddie. I'm glad that I already have two friends at Redszone.

[rosefan]

Just wanted to say hello to all the reds fans here. I just signed up and was just checking things out. I have been a reds fan all my life, a long time. Big Red Machine is still my favorite team but love every reds team. I was wodering also how to email the reds on radio and tv. Thanks for any help.....Mike

[KronoRed]

Welcome Matt

[KronoRed]

Welcome